01
在占便宜這種人生小事上，不要談自尊。
In small matters like taking advantage, don't talk about dignity.
02
珍惜大三的時光，畢竟，女大三抱金磚。
Cherish the third year of college; after all, older girls are treasures.
03
住外面有經濟壓力，住家裏有精神壓力。
Living outside brings financial stress, living at home brings mental stress.
04
總妄想禍國殃民，卻忘了長得生靈塗炭。
Always dreaming of causing trouble but forgetting you're a disaster. ♂️
05
你任何為人稱道的美麗，都有ps的痕跡。
Any praised beauty you have bears the marks of Photoshop.
06
假如我年少有為不自卑，肯定老公一大堆。
If I had been capable and confident in my youth, I'd have plenty of husbands.
07
如果幸福不在路上，那一定是在路的盡頭。️
If happiness isn't on the journey, it must be at the end of the road. ♂️
08
月亮不夠圓我都會生氣， 你跟我講道理？
I get angry if the moon isn't round enough, and you want to reason with me?
09
再兇的男孩子，綁鞋帶還不是要系蝴蝶結。
No matter how tough a guy is, he still ties his shoelaces in a bow.
10
我悄悄放了個屁，希望風把它吹進你嘴裏。
I quietly farted, hoping the wind blows it into your mouth.
