01
在占便宜这种人生小事上，不要谈自尊。
In small matters like taking advantage, don't talk about dignity.
02
珍惜大三的时光，毕竟，女大三抱金砖。
Cherish the third year of college; after all, older girls are treasures.
03
住外面有经济压力，住家里有精神压力。
Living outside brings financial stress, living at home brings mental stress.
04
总妄想祸国殃民，却忘了长得生灵涂炭。
Always dreaming of causing trouble but forgetting you're a disaster. ♂️
05
你任何为人称道的美丽，都有ps的痕迹。
Any praised beauty you have bears the marks of Photoshop.
06
假如我年少有为不自卑，肯定老公一大堆。
If I had been capable and confident in my youth, I'd have plenty of husbands.
07
如果幸福不在路上，那一定是在路的尽头。️
If happiness isn't on the journey, it must be at the end of the road. ♂️
08
月亮不够圆我都会生气， 你跟我讲道理？
I get angry if the moon isn't round enough, and you want to reason with me?
09
再凶的男孩子，绑鞋带还不是要系蝴蝶结。
No matter how tough a guy is, he still ties his shoelaces in a bow.
10
我悄悄放了个屁，希望风把它吹进你嘴里。
I quietly farted, hoping the wind blows it into your mouth.
